How does pricing work?
You pay the listed price for the pair, plus $10 for every day of wear you request. Shipping is always extra and always USPS Priority Mail. You see the full breakdown before you send a request, and the exact total (with shipping) once I approve.
What's a wear day?
One full day on my feet. Ask for 3 days and I wear your pair for 3 days before it ships. Want them extra ripe? Add more days, up to the limit shown when you request.
When do you start on my pair?
Once you've paid, you're in line. Your start date is posted on the calendar once the pair ahead of you has its ship day. Your account shows your place in line until then.
Do you ever wash them?
Never. That's the whole point.
How do I pay?
Cash App only, to $hanessocksking, and only after I approve your request. Your account page shows the exact amount (pair + wear days + USPS Priority shipping), a one-tap Cash App button, and an order code to put in the note. Don't send anything before it says Approved.
Do I need an account?
Yes. Make a free account (18+), accept the Terms, and you can request a pair. Your account is where you see approvals, the amount to pay, your calendar dates and photo updates.
What if you decline my request?
Then you owe nothing and the pair goes back in the shop. Nothing is charged unless you send a payment after an approval.
How is it shipped?
Sealed and packed discreetly, always USPS Priority Mail. You get the tracking number on your account page as soon as it ships.
Will I see updates?
Yes. I post photo updates on your account at every step, from the day I put them on to the day they ship.
Can I tell you what I like?
Yes. Fill in the survey on your account page with your preferences. I read them before I approve.
Returns?
These are worn, one-of-a-kind items. See the Terms for the returns policy.
Is there a loyalty program?
Yes. The more pairs you buy, the less you pay per wear day. Your first pair makes you 🥉 Bronze (1–3 pairs, $10 a day). From there, 🥈 Silver (4–7 pairs) takes $1 off every wear day, 🥇 Gold (8–14) takes $2 off, and 💎 Diamond (15+) takes $3 off. Every paid pair counts, your tier shows on your account page, and your discount is applied automatically when you request a pair.
Can I message you?
Yes. Make a free account and use Message The King on your account page. You get an email as soon as I reply.
Who can buy?
Adults only. You must be 18 or older to browse, sign up or buy.
